In which Angora Chat reacts accordingly to Kong: King of the Apes.


  • Me: what crime did king kong commit
  • Me: did he rob a bank
  • creepturtle: he didnt commit a crime
  • creepturtle: he was framed
  • creepturtle: jeez cant you read
  • Me: HE'S A GIANT APE
  • Me: WHAT DO YOU FRAME HIM FOR
  • Dazed: going bananas
  • Chukwa: monkeying around
  • Dan: ape shit?
  • creepturtle: gorilla warfare
  • Me: fuck

mylittletsunderechicken:

starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me

ME WHENEVER SOMEONE TELLS ME A SCARY STORY

(via midnight-mistress)

SPOOKY ASKS


  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

(via shadetastic)

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

(via shadetastic)

australiansanta:

quirkybrittany:

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

what’s wrong with “xD”?

not now quirkybrittany

(Source: australiansanta, via shadetastic)

werlicnessebaeddon:

k-scanine:

dangerscissor:

casual conversation

Ravens are amazing

ADORABLE

(via shadetastic)

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

image

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

(via nootnooters)

weloveshortvideos:

THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN

(via actual-stoner-gamzee)